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The Enterprise is getting ready
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to leave Beta III
of the C-111 star system.
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Sociologist Lindstrom
stayed there
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with a group of experts
who will help him restore
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a human culture on the planet.
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The Late Landru, captain.
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An engineering masterpiece.
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A capable computer
to direct lives
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millions of human beings.
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It's just a machine, Mr. Spock.
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The original Landru coded it
with all his knowledge,
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but without being able to give him
his wisdom, his compassion,
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his understanding, his soul.
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I prefer the concrete,
the understandable, the demonstrable.
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You would make an excellent
computer, Mr. Spock.
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That's very kind of you, Captain.
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It's funny, because Spock is half
human, half Vulcan.
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But he is ashamed of his human side.
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This is why I identify with him.
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Good luck.
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I'm more attracted to Kirk.
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For what ?
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Because... everything
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what he says...
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seems so important.
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I hope so... It's the captain.
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Do me a favor.
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Help your brother revise
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for his math test.
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Is this really a use?
wise with my time?
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Come on. I ask you kindly.
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If he repeats,
he will no longer be able to play football.
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You realize
that he is often mean to me.
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So what? Your mother is with me.
I still try to help.
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Is she farting on your head?
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Because it is
what Georgie does to me.
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Can you help me with this?
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I will if you bring me
at the train store.
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Sold.
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And if you buy me what I want.
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What are you doing, Connie?
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I give to my grandson
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financial advice.
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Don't make fun of the captain.
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If Georgie passes her test,
I will buy you what you want...
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Below $20.
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Deal concluded.
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For what ?
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I guess
that I love him more than you.
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- What ?
- Dad told me
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to help you revise your math.
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No need. Let go.
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Georgie, let him help you!
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It's good. Come!
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Lord.
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Do you have a problem?
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No problem. I'll just...
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tidy up while we speak.
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Treat yourself.
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Before we begin, I would like
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take stock
on your algebra level.
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Do you know how to solve by calculation
and graphically
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- linear inequalities?
- Of course.
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GOOD. Explain that to me.
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You start by calculating them...
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then you draw them.
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And how do you go about it?
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You know,
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carefully.
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Excuse me.
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$20 won't be enough.
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So you group
all terms with an X.
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See? it's easy.
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Maybe for you.
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No, it's easy for everyone.
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Now regroup
all terms with a Y.
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I don't understand.
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Try this. Close your eyes.
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Do you see
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the slope of the curve, given
by the coefficients of X and Y?
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What do you see?
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Black.
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Try harder.
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Wait.
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I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini.
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He just fell.
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- Dad !
- Goes for $40. Keep going!
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Maybe the problem is
that you are a bad teacher.
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Unlikely. Anyway,
I am your only hope.
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What do you see
when you close your eyes?
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I see the first quarter in red,
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the second quarter soft and soft...
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the third quarter smells of lavender,
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and the fourth quarter is covered
of a Fibonacci spiral.
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It's so weird.
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No. What's weird
is to do basic algebra
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thinking of a girl in a bikini.
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Disagree.
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Dad !
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Go on.
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And when you divide
by a negative number,
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it is necessary to reverse
the meaning of inequality.
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I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
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But we're not finished.
You will fail.
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I'm tired of listening to you. It'll be fine.
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It was at that moment that I decided
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that I wasn't made
for teaching.
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I consoled myself with the fact
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that I was exceptional
for everything else.
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Take one and pass it on.
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This control will count
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for 25% of your final grade.
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Make sure
to write your results well.
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If you are stuck on a question,
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move on to the next
and come back to it at the end.
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I shouldn't have to say that,
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but if there is cheating,
I will see him.
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I have eyes in the back of my head.
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I only have one potato left.
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Mrs. Ingram?
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- Yes, Sheldon.
- I finished.
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What ?
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It was a lot of fun.
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If you have another one,
I'm a taker.
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No, I don't have another one.
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Read the rest of the school books.
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Great.
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See my brother's difficulties
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was hard for me.
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Being his home teacher,
I took his failure personally,
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almost as if I had failed.
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Which was curious,
because I knew how stupid he was.
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Georgie, how did it go?
your math test?
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It was hard.
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I don't know.
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Sorry I couldn't help more.
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Me too.
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It's okay baby, you tried.
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Yeah, it's okay baby.
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I don't understand
what could have happened.
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Is it possible
that you drank alcohol
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when you were pregnant with Georgie?
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Don't put on airs.
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I was drinking
when I was pregnant with you.
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You did well.
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Nowadays everyone is like:
“Don’t drink, don’t smoke.”
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Texas is turning into California.
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You realize I couldn't
do nothing if you fail.
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You're out of the team.
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I know.
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I'm going to ask Jesus
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to help you get a good grade
to this control.
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You shouldn't have asked him
before he passes it?
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The man back from the dead...
He can catch a test
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afterwards.
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When I hear you talk like that,
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I wonder
if I didn't drink too much whiskey
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when you were in my womb.
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Not me, but not too bad.
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I would say "A" for effort,
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but... it's an "F."
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What ? Is it that bad?
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You got a "B."
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Are you kidding?
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I don't believe it.
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Me neither.
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I need to reevaluate my skills.
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I am clearly a good teacher.
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Georgie didn't succeed thanks to you.
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How so ?
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He cheated.
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He had the answers on his plate.
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He wouldn't do that.
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When you cheat at school,
It’s you who you’re cheating with.
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Where do you get that from?
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An inspiring poster outside
boys' toilets.
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I saw what I saw, Sheldon.
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If it's true,
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he must denounce himself.
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It won't happen.
He would get kicked off the team.
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Sorry. I can't accept this.
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There must be
another explanation.
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If you don't believe me,
look at his shoes.
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I will.
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It's a hell of a workout.
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Little rascal.
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What are you doing here?
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You cheated.
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No, that's not true.
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I have the proof in my hands.
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Let me see.
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I don't see anything.
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It's as much of a hindrance
to justice,
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how disgusting.
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Relax. By passing this check,
I can continue to play football,
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and you are going to go
at the train store.
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Everyone wins.
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But the truth?
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So what?
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It is supposed to set us free.
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Who told you that?
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The Bible.
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Since when do you care
what is in the Bible?
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When it helps me argue.
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She also says
honor your father and mother.
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And if you open your mouth,
you will make them sad.
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He got me.
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In a way,
the simpleton caught me.
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It's not over.
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Really ? What are you going to do?
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Okay, maybe it's over.
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Grandma?
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I assume you read
the Surgeon General report
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about the dangers of tobacco?
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I will wait
let them make a film about it.
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Is this your new train?
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Yes. This is my reward for having
helped Georgie with her math test.
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It seems to upset you.
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I don't have the impression
to have deserved it.
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Why is that?
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Can you keep a secret?
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At my age, the question is
can I remember that.
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Talk to me.
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Georgie cheated for the test.
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And nothing bad happened.
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He can stay on the team,
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mom and dad are proud of him,
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I even had a train for my help.
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So you feel guilty.
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Enormously.
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It's a real dilemma.
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Have you read the “Word of the Day” calendar?
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What did I give you?
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Undoubtedly.
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So, what do you think?
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You shouldn't worry too much.
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There will always be
people in this world
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who play by bending the rules.
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Your brother is one of them.
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Captain Kirk is like this
in Star Trek.
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You see, and he's, like,
the main character.
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No, Mr. Spock is
the main character.
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I admit my mistake.
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Even though Kirk is usually
the one who saves the Enterprise.
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Because he doesn't always follow
the rules?
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He even cheated on a test
when he was an officer cadet.
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The Kobayashi Maru.
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The what?
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Kobayashi Maru.
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Kirk is a legend because of this.
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Kobayashi Maru.
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It looks like something
that we could eat at Benihana.
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Have you ever been there?
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They make you sit down
with strangers.
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It's crazy.
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Do you think
that a Spock could become a Kirk?
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In my experience,
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most people stay
the poor guys that they are
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their whole life.
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But...
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I saw some of them change.
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Alright.
I'm going to go play with this train.
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Do this.
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- Cleared.
- I have to ask you a favor.
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What ?
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It's private. Can I come in?
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Between.
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What do you want?
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It appeared to me
that you have something in common
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with Captain Kirk.
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Do we both have nice hairstyles?
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To win your case,
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you transgress
both rules.
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Yeah, I guess.
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When you cheated on the test
math, what was your strategy?
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The most important was
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not to walk
on something wet.
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And not getting an “A.”
280
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Why wouldn't you want an "A"?
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That would have aroused suspicion.
282
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Who could believe
that I get an "A"?
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Tell me more.
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When you lie,
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it is important to refine
certain details.
286
00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:20,646
Like, when I wanted to pass
at night at Ricky's,
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and mom asked me
if his parents would be there,
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not only did I say
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that they would be there,
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but that his father was going
teach us
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to cook
turkey legs in the smoker.
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I love it. Were they good?
293
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,659
There has never been
turkey legs, andouille.
294
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His parents were in Branson.
295
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Amazing. I believed everything.
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The details.
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Now get out of there,
I have to finish reading this.
298
00:13:44,339 --> 00:13:47,406
Thank you, Georgie,
it was very informative.
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Did you hear that?
300
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:50,993
What ?
301
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,600
It looks like Georgie
and Sheldon get along well.
302
00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:54,714
Really ?
303
00:13:54,716 --> 00:13:56,382
It's not possible.
304
00:13:56,384 --> 00:13:57,509
I just heard them.
305
00:13:57,512 --> 00:13:59,785
There is perhaps
hope for these two.
306
00:13:59,787 --> 00:14:02,088
Or it's a sign of the apocalypse.
307
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,720
Honey, I'm watching this.
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00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:10,930
You're going to have to find
someone else
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00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:12,876
to hold your ankles during sports.
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00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:14,378
Pardon ? What ?
311
00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:17,315
I have a terrible injury
and I couldn't participate.
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00:14:17,318 --> 00:14:18,637
What happened?
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See for yourself.
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“Dear Coach Wilkins,
please excuse my son, Sheldon,
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"for sports class.
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"He suffered a testicular hernia,
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"and must rest
for the next six to eight weeks.
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00:14:32,387 --> 00:14:34,553
Sincerely, Mary Cooper."
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00:14:36,391 --> 00:14:37,823
A testicular hernia?
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00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:39,798
This is called details.
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00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,709
It's serious.
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00:14:44,832 --> 00:14:45,865
How did this happen?
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00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:47,233
Hard to say,
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00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:50,770
but risk factors include:
lifting weights, chronic cough
325
00:14:50,772 --> 00:14:53,339
and repetitive efforts
during intestinal transit.
326
00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:54,985
I've been there.
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00:14:54,988 --> 00:14:56,746
Alright.
328
00:14:56,749 --> 00:15:00,183
See you again in...
six to eight weeks.
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00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,615
I don't know
if other supervillains
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began their career
by being excused from sport,
331
00:15:11,673 --> 00:15:13,392
but that's where I started.
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00:15:13,394 --> 00:15:16,028
Emboldened by my false hernia,
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00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:18,678
I started releasing books
from the library...
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without having the card stamped.
335
00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:23,402
You didn't record
these books.
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00:15:23,404 --> 00:15:24,837
I know.
337
00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:26,972
Before you judge me
too harshly,
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00:15:26,974 --> 00:15:29,041
I always brought them back
on time.
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00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:32,111
I was a lawbreaker,
not a weirdo.
340
00:15:32,113 --> 00:15:35,080
But my transgression
the most satisfying was perhaps
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00:15:35,082 --> 00:15:36,985
to make my sister believe
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that she had to relinquish control
TV.
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00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:42,955
Hello.
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00:15:42,957 --> 00:15:44,957
What is it for?
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00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:48,761
Oh, this? I was digging up money
from grandma's garden.
346
00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,563
Did you find any money?
347
00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:53,165
Yes, I already found 75 cents.
348
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,967
Who do you think would have left it?
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00:15:54,969 --> 00:15:56,702
If I had to guess,
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00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:58,804
I would say pirates with holes
in their pockets.
351
00:15:58,806 --> 00:16:01,173
Can I borrow your shovel?
352
00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:03,642
Please.
353
00:16:03,644 --> 00:16:05,985
I'm going to be rich baby!
354
00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:12,351
Today we are going to talk
by Sir Isaac Newton.
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00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:14,147
Hello my old friend.
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00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:15,850
One of the greatest scientists
in the world.
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00:16:20,294 --> 00:16:21,393
See you tomorrow Wayne.
358
00:16:21,395 --> 00:16:23,162
Good evening George.
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00:16:23,164 --> 00:16:24,864
How is your son?
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00:16:24,866 --> 00:16:26,131
Georgia?
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00:16:26,134 --> 00:16:29,101
No. The smart one.
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00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:30,736
He's fine. For what ?
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00:16:30,738 --> 00:16:32,505
And his hernia?
364
00:16:32,507 --> 00:16:33,829
What hernia?
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00:16:33,832 --> 00:16:35,866
The one your wife said he had.
366
00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:41,213
It happened to me when
I was in the army.
367
00:16:41,215 --> 00:16:45,217
In a bar in Georgia, I was trying
to lift this big girl.
368
00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:47,587
I heard something
burst in there.
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00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,119
Did Sheldon give you that note?
370
00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:50,355
Yeah.
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00:16:50,358 --> 00:16:51,757
I didn't write that.
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00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:53,058
Certain?
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00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,360
It looks like your handwriting.
374
00:16:54,362 --> 00:16:55,851
It's your way of writing.
375
00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:56,862
I didn't write it.
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00:16:56,864 --> 00:16:59,545
And I think I would know
if my son had a hernia.
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00:16:59,548 --> 00:17:02,693
Sheldon wrote a note
to be excused from sport?
378
00:17:02,696 --> 00:17:04,303
It would seem.
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00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:05,971
Gosh.
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00:17:05,973 --> 00:17:08,485
Don't be proud of him.
381
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,608
I can't help it.
382
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,477
This is the first time
that he looks like me.
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00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:13,767
You know
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00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:16,415
what could have happened to him
through the head?
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00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,783
It's likely.
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00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,385
Well?
387
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:22,021
Have you heard of...
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00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:25,491
Mobokachi Kaboom?
389
00:17:25,493 --> 00:17:26,704
Wait.
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00:17:26,707 --> 00:17:29,160
Koshimaki Magoo.
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00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,384
Just a moment, I'll get there.
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00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,502
“Dear Professor Proton,
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00:17:36,504 --> 00:17:38,370
"I would love to meet you,
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00:17:38,372 --> 00:17:40,940
"but I no longer have
only three weeks to live.
395
00:17:40,942 --> 00:17:43,776
"Please,
come visit me in Medford, Texas.
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00:17:43,778 --> 00:17:45,511
“Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
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00:17:45,513 --> 00:17:47,392
PS: My grandmother does
excellent brisket."
398
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,493
Can you explain this word to us?
399
00:17:52,787 --> 00:17:53,886
Well?
400
00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:56,155
I was trying to be like Georgie.
401
00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:57,556
It's a stupid idea.
402
00:17:57,558 --> 00:18:00,259
We don't want
that Georgie looks like Georgie.
403
00:18:00,261 --> 00:18:04,163
Let me start
to say how sorry I am.
404
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,220
Although I explained to my mother
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00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,047
that I had kissed
my inner Kirk,
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00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:17,650
she made me make amends
for all my bad deeds.
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00:18:17,652 --> 00:18:19,419
Starting with the library,
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00:18:19,421 --> 00:18:23,022
where I had to put it back on the shelves
hundreds of books.
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00:18:23,024 --> 00:18:25,625
To be honest,
that one was fun.
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00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:30,229
The worst punishment was when the coach
Wilkins made me climb the rope.
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00:18:30,231 --> 00:18:32,465
Deprived of all strength
at the top of the body,
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00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:36,006
I hung like a sausage
in the window of a grocery store.
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00:18:36,009 --> 00:18:39,739
And finally, I had to apologize
with my grandmother,
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00:18:39,741 --> 00:18:43,866
who was the unfortunate victim
from my sister's treasure hunt.